Dear GPS Lady,

You sound so sure of yourself – like the time you told me to “turn left now” – and I was on a bridge going over the road you wanted me to turn on.

Then there was the time you told me to make a legal u-turn – yet I could see my destination 300 feet ahead of me.

And how come you have no idea where my brother lives? – he’s been there for years and years and still his street isn’t in your data base.

Of course the funniest time was when a friend was driving my car across the Richmond Bridge in the Bay Area and Ms. GPS told us to make a u-turn…I was used to her shenanigans, but you should have seen the look on my friends face.

So I wonder – how many other times have you steered me wrong?